The Life and Times of Charlie (a.k.a. Furballs)

This is a blog about looking exceptionally gorgeous, mousing, fishing, licking oneself and ranting about my owner. If that doesn't interest you, go somewhere else. My owner (a.k.a. SHE or TCM (the cat's mother - "who's 'she', the cat's mother?" get it? no neither did she) may occasionally amuse us (ahem) with her own tales of my activities when SHE thinks she can tell the story better. Oh well we have to patronise these humans....

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

First post!

So this is it....my first blog post! For those of you who don't know me let me describe myself. I am an exceptionally gorgeous tabby cat (with white bits).

Gorgeous me

I am a superior hunter, mostly of mice and fish for which I get little praise and even less reward from my owner. Take today for example: I appear at the living room window with a lovely plump mouse in my mouth to show her and what does she do? Hurries round to the back door and locks my catflap (the cheek!) so I can't come in with it. I had to kill and eat it on the patio - the ignominy of it.

Anyway, I digress (I'm good at that - as well as using big words for a small furry feline). I live in a little flat in London which is modest but which I rather like owing to the proximity of urban wilderness (in other words my owner and the neighbours are too ******y lazy to do much gardening so it's all a bit overgrown which is good for hunting).

Enough for today - I have a thigh to lick.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I know you're only a cat, but really, for an educated cat, this is really rather poor "my decide to add her tuppence worth when SHE thinks she can" ;-)

     
  • At 10:54 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Typical, feline behaviour, change the text and not acknowledge the error. I should have realised this would be the case. Did you ever see that horror movie about the island of the cats? I did and I'm on to you!!!

     

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