First post!
So this is it....my first blog post! For those of you who don't know me let me describe myself. I am an exceptionally gorgeous tabby cat (with white bits).
I am a superior hunter, mostly of mice and fish for which I get little praise and even less reward from my owner. Take today for example: I appear at the living room window with a lovely plump mouse in my mouth to show her and what does she do? Hurries round to the back door and locks my catflap (the cheek!) so I can't come in with it. I had to kill and eat it on the patio - the ignominy of it.
Anyway, I digress (I'm good at that - as well as using big words for a small furry feline). I live in a little flat in London which is modest but which I rather like owing to the proximity of urban wilderness (in other words my owner and the neighbours are too ******y lazy to do much gardening so it's all a bit overgrown which is good for hunting).
Enough for today - I have a thigh to lick.
I am a superior hunter, mostly of mice and fish for which I get little praise and even less reward from my owner. Take today for example: I appear at the living room window with a lovely plump mouse in my mouth to show her and what does she do? Hurries round to the back door and locks my catflap (the cheek!) so I can't come in with it. I had to kill and eat it on the patio - the ignominy of it.
Anyway, I digress (I'm good at that - as well as using big words for a small furry feline). I live in a little flat in London which is modest but which I rather like owing to the proximity of urban wilderness (in other words my owner and the neighbours are too ******y lazy to do much gardening so it's all a bit overgrown which is good for hunting).
Enough for today - I have a thigh to lick.
2 Comments:
At 10:06 pm, Anonymous said…
I know you're only a cat, but really, for an educated cat, this is really rather poor "my decide to add her tuppence worth when SHE thinks she can" ;-)
At 10:54 pm, Anonymous said…
Typical, feline behaviour, change the text and not acknowledge the error. I should have realised this would be the case. Did you ever see that horror movie about the island of the cats? I did and I'm on to you!!!
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